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"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin,"

"The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.

The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report."

and it didn't even ask for her phonenumber!! PFFT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7...379554.stm
 
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