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Meet the Spy in Engrish
Cpt Obvious
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Posted on 21-05-2009 02:26
Copypasta from another forums. Google translation used:
English > Chinese > Dutch > Japanese > English

Dunno if im too tired but laughed my ass of on this.

[A shot to play in the background is the opening bell, the siren rings Klaxons]

Presenters: "The intruder alarm at the basic level of the Red spy!"

[Shining symbol of the security team: "Intruder alert ',' red 'agent' and '' The basic rule is, look at the soldiers, the Board of Directors]

Soldier: "The basic REDDOSUPAIUEA!"

[The soldiers, from gun-shot distance, draw a weapon from the rack. The first line, the soldiers dashed up stairs, through the sub-2fort said: "Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut!" Each step]

Presenters: "the protection of the suitcase!"

Soldier: "We need to protect the trunk!"

[Pan-ray camera scouts] to lock the door and clear the room of the box]

Scout: "Hey, please help me with this?"

[Press the side of Scout troops' decoding the combination of 'start]

Soldier: "Well, well, I can. Stand on his son. 1, 1, 1, ehm ... 1!"

Scouts: We go, go

, The heavy industries of Sasha's corner [and back, and scouts, soldiers charging]

Re: "Incoming!"

[Shoulder heavy door to death, partitioned, the intelligence room. Taiwan hit by the scouts discovered a suitcase is absolutely secure. ]

Scout: "AAAAAAAAAHey, there yet!"

Re: "AAAAAAAAAaaalright."

Spy: "Ahem."

[[Blu - ray Disc, spy, sniper on the shoulders of the Blu-Ray, the camera lens. ]

Spy: "Gentlemen."

[Please see the title card of a spy. ]

[To top spy, died in the attack weapon. ]

Spy: "I am safe in the bag."

Soldier: "safe and sound, Oh, Oh."

Scout: "Oh yes!"

Spy: "Please tell me ... what is the way things were done to explore the red to kill anyone?"

[The other three fire shrug and shook his head in one]

Spyware: No? We will have a problem.

[He is on the table, was shot in the back of his body to the deposits exposed to blood-soaked knife. ]

Soldier: "... with a knife."

[Scout approach, removal of the knife. ]

Scout: "Well, it is a big problem. I have a lot of spyware, they are scum bags a dozen stab anything - like your back!"

[Attempt to, the operation of a scout knife, such as spyware, and reduce drop-out fingers. ]

Scout: "Ou! Any attack."

[Spy chips and a knife, walk away from the Scout Smart. ]

Spy: "If you have secured a murder, I do not like them, please., [Nr. ... Is not the same as back in the building."

Scout: " ? Fan club president?"

Ito Shigeru soldiers: (Laughter)

[Let's face reconnaissance spy. ]

Spy: "No ... It's your mother!"

[Folder spies, she spies and spy photos of the damage to red, indicating a table top. ]

Scout: "What ...!?" (stammering.)

Spyware: Yes, gold is now in Korea **! Therefore, children and mother porn star today to hear two of the worst happens. "

[Photos and review of heavy soldier. And trends in weight, especially images of the soldiers. ]

Soldiers: Oh!

[Taking a light and smoke in front of spy photos SUKAUTOKUREIJI cigarillo. ]

Scout: "I!"

Spy: Spy ZIS that violate our defense ... "

[Spy red, fade to crawl tunnel with water and electricity systems. This is the camera showed him a gun outpost line, corner, jammed. Engineer, he is building in the entire Sentinel immediately, the destruction of weapons and arms control slide]

Engineer: "guard up!"

[In order to achieve the head with his service revolver crazy County Engineer BURUREI, spy shots. The door steps of his spy was killed by fire engineers goal of the screen. ]

[The Blu - ray cutting room. Spy death ray attack tilt, hard point. ]

Spy: "You, our colleagues have ever seen!

Attacks [flash backlight, and is alive now, to attack from the dusty attic. The Red spy, he was not involved in the terrible attacks kukri. After that fight, and shot back to the last tab. ]

[Back to the cutting room]

Spy: "We are the worst of all he ..."

[The battle BURUREIAUTOFEDOMEDICHIREDDOSUPAI Bonesaw. ]

Health workers: "Raus, Raus!"

[SUPAIMEDICHI a broken arm, lifting him. Close-up of the spy's face, without glasses impersonating Medici. ]

Medical: (hostile)

[Spy, his glasses, and kill any of the Medici judo chops and knock him to catch him wearing a disguise. ]

[Cut back to the Intel room. [Blu - ray Disc's spy crazy. ]

Spy: 'He can in this room! You can do it! He's mine! He is, "

[Caused the explosion that it would cut the head of his spy. Camera, to the soldiers, rifle in hand, to switch a large amount of exploration costs to avoid the confusion of local residents. ]

Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!"

Re: "Oh!"

[Disposal of waste shells pump shotgun soldiers. ]

Soldiers: "This is something, of course! His red spy! Watching him every second one is red now."

[Approach to spying and weight of the deceased soldiers. The soldiers, Poker, foot hunting. ]

Soldier: "Any reference to a second two? Red Oh wait ... this is blood."

[Scouts, and quit his evil face. Ito Shigeru soldiers search tools in a pot, before his approach, flicking it open easily. Way as it will melt a flash of red indicates a spy]

Re: "So we have a problem ..."

The soldiers are a big problem ... Well, I will go to a spy? "

Spy: Behind you. "

[The end of the scale of the adjustment on the last beat punctuating Ito Shigeru soldier's voice. ]

[Fade out the Boy Scouts of population variance photo. I knew perfectly capture the smiling faces of these spies and red. ]

Spy: "... the kite dilution Akira Amane horse."

Edited by Cpt Obvious on 21-05-2009 02:27
 
Mike
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Posted on 21-05-2009 02:32
"Spy ZIS that violate our defense ... " lol

How do people come up with these crazy ideas?
 
slicker
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Posted on 21-05-2009 11:35
Lol what a complete mess !
 
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